4th of July Queens

Well aren’t we in a pickle.

It’s all bad!

Is there anyone who can save us?

No.

But!

There are still people we can turn to. Such as…

The Two Queens of the Chessboard that is Jaws. Although these Queens don’t exactly move the playing field very far. They’re still influential to me.

Let’s just get into it. It’s 10 pm and I’m an hour past my bed time trying to power through the hellscape of life.

In this corner we have…this guy! Probably has a name! But he asks the questions we’re all, and I mean ALL wondering. He’s succinct. He’s got flair. He code switches from butch to femme like a boss. It’s: him!

Seriously, listen to him the rest of the scene I think. This line delivery is an out of left field revelation, pointing to a much denser layered and honest character under the surface.

Anyways. Get it girl.

because in this corner, we have a champion. And if anyone read my Hallowqueen post, you know I have a type. And boy oh girl does this one fit the bill. The lewk. The glasses. The vibe. The vocals. Good luck first queen, because the second Queen is ready to rock. Our. World.

its Mrs Taft.

Effortless line reading.

Asking more hard hitting questions. And she’s sharp as a tack. The first one to react, with absolute drama, to the nails on a chalkboard literally sequence.

here she is boys!

This is how you make a feast out of a meal. Watch an learn.

heres the part where I would share the clip. But. I don’t like the sound of nails on a chalkboard. So. Pass.

All Hail Taft! And Whatsisname! The only way I’m making it through the helliday!

see you soon. Ish.

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