4th of July Queens
Well aren’t we in a pickle. It’s all bad! Is there anyone who can save us? No. But! There are still people we can turn to. Such as… The Two Queens of the Chessboard that is Jaws. Although these Queens don’t exactly move the playing field very far. They’re still influential to me. Let’s just…
An Addendum
One grievous error on my part Mea Culpa. I forgot a Hallo-Queen and the fault is entirely my own. There’s one who rises above us all. During my seasonal watch of Practical Magic, I realized I was living in a world of a neglect. A world of ignorance. An unclean life. How to spruce it…
For Jake’s Sake: I Think…
In which I go off! The deep end! I have a lot of thoughts and a basket case of mental disorders that make it difficult to formulate them into anything other than gibberish. So I decided to use pictures. Specifically pictures of Jenna Maroney. For who better encapsulates the concept of “me” than Jenna Maroney?…
The Most Horrifying Part of The Birds…
It’s not the birds, but the humans they’re surrounded by… 1.) Cathy the Sociopath Cathy Brenner : Mitch knows a lot of people in San Francisco. Of course, they’re mostly hoods. Lydia Brenner : Cathy! Cathy Brenner : Well, Mom, he’s the first to admit it. He spends half his day in the detention cells at the Hall of Justice. Lydia…
The Hallo-Queens of Halloween
~In which I revel in a specific type of character I greatly admire in Halloween movies.~ I have a type of character I gravitate towards. Rarely the main character. No, this character helps the plot but isn’t the hero-heroine we root for. No, this is…the older-ish woman who contributed something, and I mean *something* to…
How Likely Would I End Up in A Hitchcockian Situation?
I have a firm credo. You may think you’d survive a situation in a film because you are “built differently.” But you would not be able to survive a situation. I’m Maybe it’s just me and my limitations. Maybe it’s Maybelline. Who knows. But I have absolute doubts about your survival skills in a horror…
moments in “The Shining” movie that are inherently funny
This is a short but meaningful list. No it will not include Wendy’s running, because she is going through TRAUMA (pronounced Trowma by JLC) at the time. Both Wendy and Shelley tbh. Also I think I wrote an article last iteration of this site, and if I’m correct it was very good. Anyways. Here are…
From the Vault : Who is the True Villain of “White Christmas?”
White Christmas is a Holiday classic. It’s positive, colorful, catchy, and fun. The conflict is light and uncomplicated, the plot pleasant. How does one go through life without such resistance? That’s the question. And the answer. There are villains in White Christmas. They lurk, and they boldly appear. Some are small, and some are powerhouses.…
The Thrill of the Hunt(s)
Ethan Hunt. Hunt’s Ketchup. The battle of the century.
The Sequel
You ever just…run out of money and forget to pause your website, leading to the total annihilation of all the content you created? Gems such as “Which Human From Twilight is Most Likely to Be A Serial Killer,” (prescient, come see Twihard), “How Well Would Each MLB Mascot Protect Me in the Battle Against The…
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